PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer has just announced that the bill which allows merchants to refuse to have gays and lesbians in their stores has passed.
Governor Brewer said that it is a great day in Arizona now that the bill known as The Fairy Shopping Bill has passed.
The governor says that she had the full support of her BFF, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio.
Needless to say many straight residents as well as non-straight residents of the Hot As Hell State are furious.
A gay man from Tucson said that he wants to know when Jan "The Man" Brewer became a Nazi storm trooper.
A lesbian woman from Yuma asked if business merchants will be checking for DNA to determine who is gay and who is not gay since some gay guys look like Arnold Schwarzenegger and some lesbian women look like Carrie Underwood.
Meanwhile President Obama has stated that just when one thinks he has heard it all up jumps Arizona and shows the rest of the nation that some states have about as much sense as Taylor Swift has body fat.