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Saturday, 22 February 2014

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South Korea has just announced that they believe something strange is going on in North Korea as their leader Kim has not been seen in 2-3 days and that they have had to protect themselves on the border by North Koreans who drop when shot but get back up again.

A South Korean military leaders says that he can keep them away by blowing them up.

"What I can't understand is where are the North Koreans on the other side. These people who come after our soldiers apparently were unarmed as no weapons found after the explosions."

It's just now been reported that Google Earth now do not see any North Koreans near the South Korean border.

Another update: Kim has just sent out a message that they are not starting a war with South Korea or anyone. He stated that he will return soon to have a message for his people but that his troops have to finish their job.

A General in the North Korean Army and several of his officers have decided to use the opportunity to escape to the South.

South Korean reporters say that the General and his men had their hands in the air and had dumped their weapons.

"He said that Kim had tested a new weapon that was huge but he forgot that there were chemicals buried near there. Also, a graveyard. The chemicals created zombie like corpses climbing out of their graves and they were violent."

Now Kim has came out of hiding and stated that it was just a practice run in case the South tried to invade them and that he was satisfied that all the trouble-makers were now dead again...dead!

More news as soon as it comes in. But apparently whatever the trouble was, has been taken care of. There are soldiers at the border again and some have carried away the ones who died earlier.

Kim is telling his people that he has saved them and there are crowds who are clapping for him or because they better.

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