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Saturday, 22 February 2014

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Think Tank named after "Sir Isaac Newton

An all Male Think Tank demands a week off a month or every six weeks as they are feeling frustration and need to rest their brains for awhile.

"We are making some great discoveries but we need a short week every now and then to give our brains a rest", stated Stephen Elms.

"It would be so relaxing to go home, prop my feet up and watch silly television. I think this lets my brain know that I'm not missing a whole lot but to goof around is great."

"Putting my feet up and watching television is not for me", stated Barry Leitchenstein. "I want to go out and find the dumbest blonde out there that even resembles a female! No transexuals, please."

Bill Annis and George Poker say they already have a relationship while inside the Think Tank but they have no privacy.

"We have been caught several times and it's very embarrassing."

Still another "Tanker" wants to go out and see what people in general are doing. "Not much, he told us. Most of them have their head stuck forward looking a an electric gadget or talking on their cell phones or whatever the latest thing is. I want to go to the theater and see some Broadway Shows and some great classic rock artists."

Whatever, all 15 men will be back in the Tank by next week. Hope they have a great vacation.

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