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Friday, 21 February 2014

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One of Betty's unearthed childhood toys was this wooden toy spoon.

NEW YORK CITY - Contrary to some recent rumors, 92-year-old Betty White was not born in a log cabin in Illinois.

The elderly actress was born in Oak Park, Illinois in an accredited hospital.

White was in the news recently when a team of archaeologists who were doing some exploring near her home town unearthed several toys which turned out to have once belonged to her.

The toys were checked for DNA and their authenticity was in fact verified.

The archaeological team made arrangements to meet with Ms. White and turn the old toys back to her.

SIDENOTE: Betty was thrilled to receive the toys which she said had been made by her grandfather. She was so happy that she wrote out a check to the archaeological team in the amount of $2,400.

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