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Wednesday, 19 February 2014

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A man dressed as the Easter Bunny was going to a meeting of those who were being hired by Macy"s to sit with children for photographs or to tour the store telling children about where the Easter Bunny was located and about five of them could work different shifts.

He should have taken the bunny suit with him in a bag but was running late, trying to see if he could get into the suit.

Suddenly a little girl and her dad got out of a taxi and the little girl starting screaming, "There's the Easter Bunny, Daddy!"

Her dad, one John Stillman, took a quick look and yelled, "Stay away from that thing. Easter is months away!" but the little girl went running toward the bunny.

That's when Mr. Stillman caught up with them and knocked out the Easter Bunny.

Later in court, he claimed that he thought it was some kind of pervert or one of those loonie tunes PETA members and was afraid for his little girl.

The judge sympathized with the dad but told him he was charging him $2000 for the accuser losing his job and being knocked out. But he threw out the rest of the $1,000,000 lawsuit.

"Don't mention the word suit to me, your Honor!", the former bunny stated as he left the courtroom.

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