LAS VEGAS - President Obama traveled to Las Vegas to speak at the Annual Retired Casino Card Dealers Dinner.
He told the assembled group that he wanted them all to know that he did not have any aces up his sleeve. He then kidded that he did have a joker in his boxer shorts.
The crowd laughed. Several Republican ex-card dealers said that they had no idea the president was such a funny guy.
The talk then got serious when he was asked by a reporter with American Spotlight Magazine what he planned to do now that a petition with over 100,000 signatures had been sent to him in regards to wanting Justin Bieber deported back to Canada.
The president shook his head. "I hear ya, my friend. I really do. And let me just say this about that. My fantastic assistant, Vice-President Joe Biden has come up with what I think is a darn good plan"
President Obama paused a few moments for effect and then said that for now he will most probably have the FBI detain Mr. Bieber and send him to Area 51 in Southern Nevada.
The president said, "Mr Bieber will be confined to Area 51 until such time as we can get the necessary paperwork worked out to get the little trouble-making punk's butt back up to Canada."
The retired casino card dealers broke out in thunderous applause.
"Obama in 2016! One shouted.
"Yes, I second that!" Another yelled out.
"Hell no, no way Jose!" screamed out a third individual.
SIDENOTE: The third individual was quickly escorted out of the building by three Secret Service agents.