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Topics: Cannabis, Colorado

Tuesday, 18 February 2014

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DENVER, COLORADO - The 23 acre Denver Botanic Garden is excited to announce their newest upcoming exhibition, "Cannabis Through the Ages", beginning Summer 2014.

Head Botanist, Sparkle Plenty, Ph.D., an expert on Cannabis sativa, plans to allocate at least 14 acres for the exhibit.

"In addition to the many Cannabis plant displays and landscape features in our exhibition," explained Dr.. Plenty, "we are going to design topiaries of great pot smokers throughout time, including the Egyptian Pharaohs, Queen Victoria, Bob Marley, Bill Clinton - people like that. We will also spell out the many different slang names for Cannabis using colorful annuals, such as petunias, pansies, and marigolds."

Tourists are expected to flock to Colorado this summer, breaking all visitation records, due to the state's new and more favorable attitude toward weed.

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