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Sunday, 16 February 2014

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After reading a story about a woman in Ohio changing her name to Sexy, Maude Fuller of Kingsport, Tennessee has legally changed her name to Sextra Babe.

An attorney she hired says that there is nothing wrong in changing your name. "Most women do it every time they marry", stated Attorney Lance "Slim" Peters. I been thinking about doing that myself."

Judge Hiram Whitefield told Sextra that he would see to her case next week but saw no problems unless she has a record of some kind and hiding from the law.

"Some people I know, like some of the ladies at Cut & Curl, have been making snipe remarks but they don't have to put up with the name 'Maude'. I sound like that old woman Jonathon Winters used to do on television."

So next week Sexy will be her new name. "I ain't half bad looking and I'm just starting to bloom at 35!"

Meanwhile her lawyer was talking to himself. "Buck Eastwood, That's it. I'll be Buck Eastwood!"

"Shoot, whatever I change mine to, everyone will still call me 'Slim' because of my big belly and 'Slim Eastwood' just don't get it either!"

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