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Sunday, 16 February 2014

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Ursula Pearl said that if the baby is a girl she'll name her Sassy and if it's a boy she'll name him Sassoon.

GREEN RIVER, Wyoming - Ursula Pearl Mugginfelt has always been fascinated by the hominid-like creature Bigfoot also known as Sasquatch.

As a little girl growing up in Green River every year she would dress up as Sasquatch on Halloween.

She said that hardly any of the other kids would get anywhere near her because she was real scary.

As Mugginfelt became an adult her admiration for the ape-like creature grew even more. She stated that she even got a tattoo of Sasquatch on her left butt cheek.

But now, the fan of Sasquatch is singing a much different tune. Ursula Pearl has informed the local authorities that a few days ago when she was out camping in a local park, she was approached by Sasquatch and physically assaulted.

She said she tried to fight him off but he had big biceps and triceps and she is petite and kind of on the anorexic-side.

Miss Mugginfelt took an EPT and it came out positive. She says she is 100 percent certain that the baby is Sasquatch's since she has not been sexually intimate with another male in over 3 years.

SIDENOTE: Ursula Pearl has said that she plans to have the baby and raise it with the help of the state of Wyoming.

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