Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Saturday, 15 February 2014

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Madam Lottie Jo Lafayette's Magic Voodoo Stick can work amazing wonders.

MANHATTAN - Donald Trump recently said that he really misses not being in the limelight.

He admitted that his glowingly radiant personality is just not made for cold, snowy weather.

El Donaldo, as Eva Longoria calls him, appeared on The Viagra View with Larry King and Regis Philbin and he told them that he is so rich that he can actually buy a weather change.

King asked him if he had gotten into the Jose Cuervo again.

Trump shook his head and told Larry that he cannot even imagine being married to eight women.

Larry replied that he isn't bragging but if he was a Mormon he would probably have a dozen wives (12).

Trump told him he was one sick woodpecker.

Donald then got serious and he told King and Philbin that he really and truly believes in voodoo and magic spells.

"Really?" came the harmonious reply from the two old dudes.

Trump then said that he was going to be taking a trip down to Lake Charles, Louisiana to visit with the world's number one voodoo woman, Madam Lottie Jo Lafayette.

The billionaire said that he will pay Madam Lafayette to cast a spell which will put a stop to all of these friggin blizzards and give us our city back.

In A Related Story. Florida is preparing their new advertising slogan: "Come on down to The Plywood State, we ain't got no snow and we ain't planning on getting any either."

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