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Saturday, 15 February 2014

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Reverend Al Sharpton at the age of 2, with a neighbor who used to babysit him.

NEW YORK CITY - There is no one who loves being in the national spotlight more than Reverend Al Sharpton, with the one possible exception of Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump.

Reverend Al, as Vice-President Biden likes to refer to him, recently stated to National Focus Magazine that he is asking and actually demanding that U.S. weathercasters and meteorologists stop the practice of using the term black ice.

The reverend who says he is considering running for president in 2016 prefers the term non-white ice instead.

He points out that the term black ice is a very derogatory term and borders on bigotry, racisim, and communism.

SIDENOTE: Reverend Sharpton told Jefferson Sierra of National Focus Magazine that he has started up an anti-black ice petition and so far he has 113 signatures.

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