Middle of Nowhere, WY Former Vice-President Dick Cheney said in an interview regarding the Iraqi War that the whole Bush administration (except for Colin Powell) knew that Iraq didn't have any WMDs.
"We didn't really care if they had weapons of mass destruction or not, Bushie just wanted to get them because he thought they were mean to his daddie," Cheney chortled.
As Cheney continued, he admitted, 'So Bush said, "Let's get Colin to go the United Nations with a cock-and-bull story we'll give him about the Iraqis having unauthorized weapons. That'll yank all the Muslim hater's chains!"'
The interview ended there as Cheney went into a laughing fit and fell off his chair. From there he went into a coughing fit and vomited green bile on the reporter.