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Thursday, 13 February 2014

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The Jordanian King maybe hoping for some Valentine's legover with Roswell's Half Borg Queen

Washington AC/DC - Officially, Obama is hosting bilateral President's Day talks with the Jordanian King at Sunnylands, Rancho Mirage in California this weekend at a sprawling 200-acre estate built by publisher-philanthropisst-diplomat Walter H Annenberg.

But, strictly off the record, this reporter has learned that Scareforce One will instead be taking Barack Obama to Roswell, Nevada for his pow-wow with the king after the Hashemite leader begged to be introduced to one of the top secret female alien deities that lives rent-free in the Pentagon's Area 51 complex.

Abdullah, a half-alien/human hybrid incubated to parturition at an Illuminati subterranean hatching facility in Arabia's Empty Quarter, has long yearned for such a rendezvous which previous US Presidents have all turned down on security grounds and other important stuff.

Three years of painstaking negotiations will now see Obama accompany the diminutive Arab monarch for his one hour scheduled meeting with the Half Borg Queen.

Last year a NSA security tap hacked by Edward Snowden revealed the alien deity has
only months to live unless a suitable earthling male can fertilize her one and only ovum.

It's not known which of the two world leaders she's likely to pick - although Abdullah could well get lucky on account of his human/alien hybrid parentage.

The two men are scheduled to arrive in time for dinner tomorrow and will be overnighting until at least Sunday according to leaked reports.

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