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Friday, 14 February 2014

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Many Atlantic Ocean fish are sensing trouble and they are heading towards The Indian Ocean.

NEW YORK CITY - Several well-respected U.S. meteorologists are reporting that the harsh winter will continue to get worse and they are now predicting that as amazing as it may sound, the Atlantic Ocean could end up totally freezing.

Tilapia Frisbee with The Right Coast Revue has said that she has personally talked with eight very reputable meteorologists and she commented that seven strongly feel that the weather will get so cold that the Atlantic will freeze over.

The mayors of several cities in New England have already contacted one of the largest ice breaking companies in the world, the Ice Be Gone Ice Breaking Service Company which is based in Reykjavik, Iceland.

SIDENOTE: The White House is reporting that they intercepted a message from Iran to the Iranian boats that are situated off the United States coast and they have told them that they are to stay put and if the ocean freezes then it freezes.

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