Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Friday, 14 February 2014

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African Killer Bees do not make honey, all they make is nasty spit.

LOS ANGELES - Reports coming out of Los Angeles are that a group of African Killer Bees have invaded the city.

A spokesperson for the city Hugo Tippertock stated that the AKB's came in from Arizona and they have started to fight with the European Honey Bees which are docile and all they want to do is make honey for people to eat.

Tippertock stated that on top of earthquakes, wildfires, floods, smog, the Kardashians, and mudslides the City of Angels now has to contend with damn African Killer Bees who are meaner than hell.

He noted that city workers have found some African Killer Bee hives that are as big as a KIA Spectra.

One resident reported seeing a swarm of AKB's literally pick up an adult milk cow and carry it for about two blocks before they dropped it.

Luckily the cow landed in a swimming pool and she was quickly rescued by the homeowner with the assistance of a gas meter reading.

SIDENOTE: Residents of Los Angeles have been warned not to approach the African Killer Bees should they see them because believe it or not they are so powerful that a few hundred could literally pick up someone as big as Kirstie Alley, John Goodman, or Wynonna Judd.

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