It was the most embarrassing thing in the world according to Mrs. Jane Myers of Miami.
I realize that I should not be complaining about things, she reportedly told a lifeguard, when the whole south almost, has had a rough winter and here I am taking the kids to the beach and playing in the sun and water.
"Of course there are some things you have to be careful about but I didn't think about this ever happening."
She stated that she was lying in the sun and keeping an eye out that her smaller kids so they didn't get near the water when her youngest son came up to her and showed her what he had found.
"It was a needle! I just about lost it then."
After showing it to the lifeguard, he reassured her that it was unusual to find there on the beach.
But a little later Little Tommy brought her a wrinkled penis and before she could react to that, her two older girls, Lila and Fair brought her a human leg.
"That did it. I took those things to the lifeguard, the leg and penis, and left with the kids. I also gave him my cell phone in case they needed me."
Update: After several police arrived and checked the area, they saw a medical plastic bag and went to a hospital over 30 miles away.
"Apparently several bags fell into the water back months ago and that was where the objects came from. The hospital waste people also carry away from a sex change clinic next to the hospital", stated one officer. "The truck driver said some bags were missing but they thought they had miscounted. That was several months back and all seemed OK."
The Hospital and clinic will begin cleaning up this week as the beach area is now closed for awhile.