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Wednesday, 12 February 2014

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Sarah "Snowflake" Palin on her way to the mailbox.

WASILLA, Alaska - A close friend and part-time assistant of Sarah Palin has expressed that she is very concerned about the well being of the ex-governor of Alaska who has just turned 50.

Ling Ling Lang recently sat down and talked with Tabitha Tula Wishywater with GOPicky Magazine.

She told Miss Wishywater that Mrs. Palin feels like everyone in the Lower 48 dislikes her and she truly believes that she has become a political has been at the young age of 50.

Ling Ling Lang added that the fact that Sarah's husband Todd spends an awful lot of time with his astoundingly attractive Eskimo-American salmon fishing guide Nanicka Zapalicka doesn't help the situation any.

She pointed out that last year there was talk that Todd was going to ask Sarah for a divorce so that he could marry the sensuously sexy Miss Zapalicka.

But it is believed that Mrs. Palin got down on her GOP hands and knees and begged him to keep their marriage intact for the sake of her future political career.

SIDENOTE: Several local Wasilla residents have commented that they have seen Todd and a woman who looks a lot like Miss Zapalicka at The Salmon Balls Motel.

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