Written by Wayne Davis
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Tuesday, 11 February 2014

image for Younger Pimps Support Obamacare, Gay Marriage
Oscar (Scarface) Desantas Obamacare supporter

A recent Dew research poll has uncovered some surprising results.

The annual Pimp Poll, in which 1,000 pimps across the country are asked their opinions on various issues, shows that pimps under the age of 35 lean Democratic and support Obamacare and Gay Marriage.

"What the fuck do I care if two guys want to get married" said Atlanta area pimp TeeJaay. "Look if they want to be miserable like straight people, aint no skin off my back, they be looking for some something something you know and I'll be there to provide".

Other pimps shared similar views. Oscar(Scarface)Desantas a 25 year old pimp from Iowa City loves Obamacare. "My bitches always be asking me for money for their abortions and STD treatments, now they can have their own policies with affordable monthly payments and get the care they need without bothering me, I'm all for it"!

Of the 1,000 pimps who responded only 8% said they did not support Gay Marriage or Obamacare. "The old pimps, they just lazy and out of touch, driving these old Caddies and shit" said TeeJay. "They need to get of the way for the real players, shit".

Make Wayne Davis's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 3 multiplied by 5?

5 15 17 23

Go to top