Written by queen mudder
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Monday, 10 February 2014

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Who's the babyfather, Joe?

Washington - The US Vice President is stonewalling French media reports that he and Michelle Obama used to be lovers and are the birth parents of successful American singer Beyoncé Knowles.

Their five year-long affair is being largely ignored by Paris celebwatch rag 'Le Shagging' which has promised to out Barack Obama tomorrow as the singer' s latest sex toy.

Rumored to have been sourced from a French government phone tap op the ex-po-say might be a tit-for-tat story in revenge for the NSA's tip-off last month about the President Francois Hollande's complicated humping arrangements.

Hollande, 69, is currently on a State Visit to the USA minus France's First Lady whom he dumped unceremoniously earlier in January after getting caught with his pants down with a blond young actress called Julia Gayet.

However, the rag's so-called exclusive claiming Barack Obama has been shagging Beyoncé Knowles has been traced to a September 2013 Spoof article about the singer's real parentage.

Commenting on the Spoof report a livid Vice President Biden said today heads would roll if he ever found it the origin of that story:

"Damn Spoof article, where in hell did they get such terrible stuff?" was his sole statement.

Michelle Obama's podiatrist is a dab hand with blisters.

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