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Monday, 10 February 2014

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WASHINGTON DC - US President, Barack Obama announced Sunday that he's gay and proud of it.

Mr. Obama, suffering from low polling numbers, said he knows well that coming about his sexual orientation is a "big f**king deal." He is hoping to rebuild his popularity within the LGBT community.

"I am an openly, proud gay man," he said in interviews with C-SPAN, C-SPIN and S-SPUN.

"I understand how big this is," Obama said. "It's a big f**king deal. No one has done this before, but I know what I want to be... I want to be the first gay President of the USA - YAY!"

Mr. Obama's wife, Michelle Obama, did not return calls for comment.

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