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Sunday, 9 February 2014

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Full-Body Treatment

Talk about worrying about the size of your penis, there are people out there who claim their penis disappeared during the night.

"It comes back up into your body and you cannot get it out", says a native of West Africa. "It happened to many last year and it is going on again."

What can they do?

Many say that they tie a leather strip onto their organ at night because that is usually when it happens.

And it's not just the men. Several women stated that their breasts and naughty bits have disappeared or almost disappeared also, as one woman walked up and showed us before we could react.

As far as I can say, she IS very small but I wanted to see a male who had lost his completely. So I looked for the tribe's shaman.

"The men are under treatment right now. There are some who have done away with themselves", stated the Shaman. "You be careful as it could spread."

That's when I decided to leave. That woman looked pretty small. I had never seen any breasts that small on a big woman and the Shaman say their other genitalia are shrinking fast also.

I had just as soon not see that. This is Russ Hamlin in West Africa, for $Tars$, regular size as I checked a couple hours ago.

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