Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Sunday, 9 February 2014

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Mrs. Obama is the proud owner of a Texas oil pump.

ODESSA, Texas - Well-known Odessa oilman Edison J. Tugtucker has just given Michelle Obama one fantastic belated birthday gift.

The multi-millionaire who reportedly owns over 1,200 oil wells from Houston to El Paso told American Spotlight Magazine that he has always been very fond of President Obama.

Tugtucker said that he decided to do something special for the nation's first lady so he figured that giving her, her very own oil pump would be a great idea.

Mrs. Obama was absolutely thrilled beyond belief when she got a phone call from Mr. Tugtucker informing her of the oil pump present.

The oil pump is located just outside of Odessa on Tugtucker's famed Cactus Patch Ranch.

SIDENOTE: Mrs. Obama asked Mr. Tugtucker if she could name the oil pump. He replied that it would be perfectly fine with him. Michelle told him that she was naming the pump The MaSa Oil Pump in honor of her two daughters Malia and Sasha.

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