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Friday, 7 February 2014

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Ms Nuland is fast becoming a protest star

Washington - A top-ranking US politician who f-bombed the US ambassador to Kiev Geoffrey Pyatt has been invited to become honorary patron of the alternative Winter Olympics movement.

Victoria Nuland's 'F**k The EU' stand on Russian-Ukranie relations has won her the hearts and minds of the Sochi Suckx committee staging alternative fun and games during the official Games this month at the Black Sea resort.

Commenting on Nuland's new-found status White House spokesman Jay Carney said this morning: "Uh, language skills say it all, folks!"

Ms Nuland is rumored to have been invited to cut the ribbon at Fuck The Winter Olympics' opening ceremony in Bloodyvostock tonight where radical protest slag-band Pussy Riot will be performing a medley of favorite hits.

A limited number of tickets are still available, Carney added, with group-booking discounts available at this internet site.

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