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Friday, 7 February 2014

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Gulliver Gingergrove's mom sending off one of the pot-laden drones.

DENVER - According to the Colorado Department of Business, the top selling pot shop in the entire state is The Higher Than A Friggin Kite Marijuana Shop which is located in Denver.

The top pot shop is owned by Gulliver Gingergrove, 38, and his wife Tabby, 27.

The Gingergroves have just become the first marijuana shop owners to use drones to deliver pot packages to customers within the state.

Gulliver talked with Macadamia Honeysuckle of the Los Angeles based LaLaLand Daily and he told her that the drone delivery idea was his creation.

He said he got it one night as he and his wife were eating Burger Bandit burgers and watching a rerun of Gilligan's Island.

Gulliver told Miss Honeysuckle that so far the pot drone delivery business has gone well except for one instance last week where one of the drones ran into a flock of Canadian Mallards.

Eyewitnesses reported that watching the flock of Canadian ducks crash into the pot-laden drone was not a pretty sight.

SIDENOTE: Colorado State Police confiscated the marijuana and returned it to Gulliver Gingergrove.

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