Written by b kenneth mcgee
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Topics: feet, Fetish

Wednesday, 5 February 2014

Local media described it as "a press conference like no other in recent history," as the Foot Fetish dating web site was announced this morning in Raleigh, North Carolina. Before the festivities began, the new musical group, Toe Jam, sang their new song, "Tip Toe through your two lips." Bare feet with painted toe nails filled the room. Nails were painted in every color of the rainbow and little happy faces were painted on toes of every size and variety. It was a cheerful crowd and many had little paper umbrellas stuck between their toes.

The spokesperson took the podium for the brief announcement: "The feet are now out of the shoes, out of the socks and out of the closet," he began. "The agony of defeet is no more!" The crowd cheered wildly and clapped their feet.

Spokesman: "So welcome all and remember, you are the proud, the brave and the few who dare to," he paused and smiled wryly, " pussyfoot around!"

As the bare foot attendees cheered and danced, Toe Jam sang their trademark song that has garnered over five gazillion hits on utube--- "These toes were made for sucking."

As reporters started to leave the hall, the attendees gathered in a large circle and sang the Huckle Buck:

"Put your left foot in,
stick your right foot out,
do the Huckle Buck
and stick your pinkie in my snout!"

One journalist was slightly injured when the other reporters ran over him while attempting to leave the area.

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