Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Wednesday, 5 February 2014

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Donald Trump wants President Obama to hurry up and send Bieber back to the "Ice Box" known as Canada.

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump has just made President Obama an offer that the president and 99 percent of the American people cannot believe.

Billionaire GOPer Trump has called up President Obama and told him that he will donate $200,000 to the National Democratic Party if he will help to expedite the deportation of Justin "The Brat" Bieber to Canada.

Trump commented that the little hip hop wannabe has disrespected the American people and the American judicial system in much the same way that the quasi-lesbianite Lindsay Lohan did last year.

The New York City business mogul said that he would really like to see Justin Bieber's birth certificate and take a good look and see which gender box was checked.

SIDENOTE: When Justin Bieber was told about Donald Trump's comments he shook his head and stated that the Trumpster is just mad because something crawled up on top of his head and died.

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