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Tuesday, 4 February 2014

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Michelle Obama drove 100 miles with a flat tire, ruining a $700 alloy wheel, she told her hairdresser yesterday. "But I didn't tell Barack about it", she confessed.

Most of her body guards do not go on theme park rides any longer as a drive with the First lady often provides the same "white knuckle" thrill. Mostly passengers hold their hands high and cheer when she drives as they would on a looping roller coaster.

Her hairdresser also told our reporter that Michelle had confessed to other womanly traits that we all know and love, like putting batteries in appliances the wrong way around and them denying it, moving things constantly so that no-one can find them and sending all of Barack's clothes to the laundry at the same time.

Her hairdresser was made to tell reporters everything because of new data disclosure (hair workers) regulations.

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