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Monday, 3 February 2014

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Denver pole dancer Sangria Fogwood works part time at the all nude Magic Marijuana Mistress Pot Shop.

DENVER - Every single marijuana shop in the Rocky Mountain State of Colorado is having outstanding cannabis sales.

But there is one marijuana shop in the Mile High City of Denver that is the state's top selling pot shop with sales that are literally shooting through the reefer roof.

And that weed shop is The Magic Marijuana Mistress Pot Shop which is owned and operated by Ned and Ashlyn Buxworthy.

Ned spoke with Vodka Vermicelli of The iRumors News Agency and he informed her that when he first opened up his marijuana shop a month ago his sales were fantastic.

But after he took his gorgeous wife's advice and made his grass shop an all-nude marijuana shop his pot sales have gone up by 1,000 percent.

He grinned as he said that he has regular customers who travel to his shop from other cities such as Colorado Springs, Boulder, Fort Collins, and Aspen.

SIDENOTE: Ned Buxworthy told Miss Vermicelli that out of the 8 nude female salespersons he employees, 4 are ex-Hooters girls, 3 are pole dancers, and 1 just loves to show off her erotically sensuous body.

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