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Saturday, 1 February 2014

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Throw in a few grenade launchers and surface to air missiles and you never know WHO might be tempted to vote for him

Washington - US Congressman and stalwart Second Amendment enthusiast Paul Broun has launched a competition on his website offering a fantastic array of assault weapons as prizes to supporters of his anti gun control election mandate.

Inspired by the success of South Carolina state Senator Lee Bright's campaign offering an AR-15 rifle as a competition prize in the run up to a tilt at the US Senate, Broun has upped the ante to include his own astonishing assortment of home defence weapons.

His website is offering anti gun control supporters the chance to win surface-to-air missiles, hand-held, grenade launchers, Marine Corps issue OKC-3S Bayonets and Gerber Mk2 knives, a range of grenades including the M67 fragmentation grenade/the AN/M14 thermite grenade/the AN/M8 white smoke grenade/the AN/M18 colored smoke grenade and the M7A3 CS Gas Grenade; several army-issue pistols including the M9 (Beretta 92FS, 9x19mm) and the M11 (SIG Sauer P228, 9x19mm); M18A1 Claymore Anti-personnel mines and MM-1 Minimore Anti-personnel mines; a number of refurbished Patriot missiles AND the latest Pentagon must-have drone plane, fully equipped with laser-guided Tomahawk missiles.

Commenting on the upcoming US Senate election campaign Broun said he was overwhelmed by the amount of support registered on his website and hoped to be able to add a few extra surprises into his lucky bran tub of arms and ordnance goodies.

A direct link to the Georgia Representative's bestie can be found right here.

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