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Friday, 31 January 2014

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A photo of a Pueblo prostitute who goes by the nickname of "Muffin Meow."

PUEBLO, Colorado - A member of The Pueblo City Council has just informed the public that they've learned that prostitutes working the downtown area of Pueblo have developed a new payment method.

It appears that the streetwalkers are now accepting marijuana in lieu of being paid in cash for their sexual favors.

One pavement princess, who would only give her nickname Muffin Meow, said that since going to the marijuana for sex plan she has more than doubled her bodily business.

She added that she uses all the pot she wants and then sells the rest to other whores or gang bangers.

SIDENOTE: When Muffin Meow was asked if she had a certain marijuana preference she said that she prefers Durango Bango but she has also been paid in Trinidad Thunder Thump and Aspen Loco Weed.

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