SEATTLE - An Italian court of law has convicted Amanda Knox on charges of murder.
The Seattle native has contended that she is innocent but as they say, 99.3 percent of all criminals sitting in U.S. prisons all say that they're innocent.
One of the worst criminals of all-time Charles Manson still says that he is as innocent as the Easter Bunny.
Vice-President Biden has stated that he has been instructed by his boss (President Obama) to personally put Miss Knox on an airplane bound for Italy.
Miss Knox has said that she is not going. The president has said that she'll go if he has to hire the dirtiest football player in the NFL Ndamukong Suh of the Detroit Lions to beat the daylights out of her.
The president stated to the White House press corps that he has had his fill with the Justin Biebers, the Omarosa's, the Sarah Palin's, and the Amanda Knox's who all just go around stirring up bullsh*t.
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