Knoxville, Tennessee. Police were called out to the Kingston Pike this afternoon after getting frantic calls from several sources that a fight was taking place near the Weight Watchers Center as some big women were battling some girl scouts and their mothers after the scouts set up to sell cookies near the entrance to the store.
"I couldn't believe what I was seeing with those big gals getting the best of things until the girls Moms arrived and then it was pretty even", stated officer Larry Townsend.
Several on each side wound up at the hospital as a chair was thrown and a fat woman fell on a scout.
300-pound Lattie Butcher told police that she had lost 3 pounds and those scouts set up right where she usually parks.
"But we have a permit to sell the cookies", argued one Mom.
"I saw several of those weight watchers run off with boxes of cookies before the police got here", argued one mother. "Now I got to get Sissy over to the emergency room and see about her arm that whale fell on!"
Police moved in at this point and I moved away because the blubber was about to fly.
"Blubber? I'll make you eat that microphone. Give it to me! Arrr!!!"