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Wednesday, 29 January 2014

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The Snow Trains will travel out of Minneapolis, Minnesota to Nogales, Arizona.

MINNEAPOLIS - State Senator Stormy Waterbook [D-Minneapolis] has just informed the press that the state of Minnesota will be shipping 800 gondola rail cars filled with snow down to Arizona.

The senator stated that the snow has been piling up and there is just nowhere to put it.

She said that a representative from the governor's office contacted Arizona Governor Jan Brewer and she agreed to take as many rail cars of snow as Minnesota wants to send.

Governor Brewer said she met with her BFF, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio and he told her that the Union Pacific trains will haul the snow from Minneapolis, Minnesota down to Nogales, Arizona.

The snow will then be dumped in the desert where it will melt within a few hours.

STORY UPDATE: Governor Brewer told local reporters that Minnesota will pay the state of Arizona $1,000 per each rail car for a total of $800,000.

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