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Monday, 27 January 2014

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A spokesman from Israel today told the United Nations that the Chinese are winding up with much of the money sent to help the PLO have food and necessities.

China is using child labor to make solid round but lighter-weight but lethal stones and selling them to the PLO to hurl at Israeli families or sometimes, each other.

China has defended itself saying that they use the money they get from the PLO to go back into the business until Chinese Hollow Rocks are made in Palestine.

"These are really neat", stated one PLO youth. "You can carry a dozen and they land on target almost every time. Like a baseball!"

Meanwhile, Israel has raised the stakes by getting permission from The Louisville Slugger people in Kentucky to reproduce thousands of baseball bats to swat the thrown rocks right back over at the PLO hurlers.

"There is no hope of a peaceful solution now, if there ever was one", stated Netanyahu. "Now, not only do both sides have a new weapon, they act as though they like it!"

Today, the Louisville Slugger people have received a great offer from China to purchase their company.

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