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Topics: anger, minorities, Dad

Monday, 10 February 2014

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma- Local cars sales representative John Smith is outraged about the recent 20/20 new story about a junior high student sleeping with his 28-year-old teacher.

"I just don't understand this world that we live in," Smith stated. "The minorities, they get everything; in college they get the multicultural scholarship, in high school they are better at sports, and now they are getting the teachers in junior high we just can't catch a break."

According to national statistics, 95% of the cases involving teachers and students involve a minority, 3% animals, and a mere 2% involve whites.

This is a very alarming trend that needs to be changed. Smith has decided to devout himself to change this sad statistic.

"I have a son that is in 5th grade right now, in a few years I will have him ready," Smith stated and walked out of the interview.

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