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Sunday, 26 January 2014

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The first lady will be carrying a handgun since she has just received her CHP (Concealed Handgun Permit).

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has just announced that the nation's first lady, Michelle Obama will be traveling to Mexico for a much needed vacation.

The first lady will travel to Cabo San Lucas without her husband, and two daughters Malia and Sasha.

She will be accompanied to Mexico by her personal Secret Service Agent Pompei Talltimber as well as by 8 other U.S. Secret Service Agents.

Mrs. Obama will also be joined by her personal assistant LaKarmonique Bigelow.

The first lady and her entourage will all be staying at the luxuriously exquisite Puffy Taco Resort & Casino which is co-owned by Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyler.

While in Cabo, Mrs. Obama will attend a bullfight at The Cerveza Corona Light Commemorative Bullring as well as tour a piñata making factory.

SIDENOTE: Mrs. Obama will attend a carne asada (barbecue) which is being held in her honor by President and Mrs. Nacho Winslow. Mexico's popular diva Paulina Rubio of X-Factor fame will be providing the musical entertainment

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