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Sunday, 26 January 2014

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Theater #13 at Denver's Zebulon Pike Movie Theater Complex will become a pot theater.

DENVER - The management of Denver's Zebulon Pike 16 Movie Theater Complex has just announced that they will be turning one of their 16 movie theaters into a marijuana smoking theater.

Lance Swanee, 29, who manages the movie complex said that the movie complex owners decided on the change after receiving over 6,000 requests for a theater where smoking pot would be allowed.

Mr. Swanee stated that all of the movies shown at Theater #13 will be R-rated and X-rated.

Word is that the concession stands along with selling hot dogs, popcorn, candies, nachos, and tofu will now also be selling pizzas and Hostess Twinkies.

SIDENOTE: Lance Swanee said that Theater #13, known as The Pot Palladium, should become a cannabis cinema within the next 72 hours.

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