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Sunday, 26 January 2014

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Senator Concordia Shillinfeister says that she believes she can get the measure passed.

HARRISBURG, Pennsylvania - State Senator Concordia Shillinfeister [R-Pittsburgh] has decided to spearhead a move to legalize cannabis in the Keystone State.

Senator Shillinfeister said that after reading several articles on the Internet about the millions and millions of dollars that are being generated in both Washington state and Colorado she has decided that she would love for Pennsylvania to do the same thing.

The senator stated to members of the press that the timing is perfect since Pennsylvania would be able to capture all of the marijuana business from the Midwest to the East Coast.

Senator Shillinfeister said that she took an unofficial poll of the other 49 state senators and she learned that 16 senators agree with her and 33 disagree.

She smiled as she said that she would need to get a total of 10 senators who oppose the pot measure to change their minds in order for the vote to be 26-24.

SIDENOTE: Many male members of the Pennsylvania Senate find Concordia to be a very attractive women who has a way of convincing individuals to agree to something just by gazing into their eyes with her captivatingly alluring big brown eyes.

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