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Sunday, 26 January 2014

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A photo of the KKK Gym located in Natchez, Mississippi.

NATCHEZ, Mississippi - Two members of the Mississippi Delta Chapter of the KKK have managed to infiltrate an Al Qaeda Cell that was residing in a trailer park located just outside of the Natchez city limits.

The two Klan members who would only give their first names, Bubba and Bucky told a reporter with National Spotlight Magazine that they were able to easily enter the cell due to the fact that they acted and sounded exactly like regular Al Qaeda members.

Bucky said that he learned how to act, talk, walk, and lie like an Al Qaeda operative after his grandmother, Granny TiTi told him about an Internet site named www.growingupalqaeda.gun.

Bubba said the picked up the Al Qaeda mannerisms from watching FOX News and especially that sweet-lipped, blonde little darlin' reporter Megyn Kelly.

Cutter Shiloh with National Spotlight Magazine said that Bubba and Bucky told him that they were able to obtain some very secretive information which they gave to President Obama.

Bucky said that he did not want to give away too much but part of it concerned the turning loose of 20,000 rattlesnakes in the New York City Subway System.

Another plan called for burning down Mt. Rushmore.

In Other News. February 8, is National Noodles Day, except in Nashville, Tennessee where it was banned in 2010, due to The Notorious Nashville Noodle Scandal.

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