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Saturday, 25 January 2014

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The Porno Supermarket closed after being in the X-rated video business for 27 years.

PUEBLO, Colorado - Pueblo's TV Channel 101 has just run a story about one of the oldest pornographic video supermarket stores in The Rocky Mountain State.

Channel 101, known as The Big Snowball, reported that the Porno Supermarket located just south of the downtown area has closed down after 27 years of being in the X-rated porn video business.

The supermarket's owner Dusty Diddyview, 51, commented that he hated to close down the Pueblo landmark but he quickly added that he came to the realization that if he turned it into a pot shop he could make as much as 10 times the profit he was making.

Diddyview talked it over with his fourth wife, Heidi Panchita Diddyview, 29, and it was then that he decided to shut down the porn store and open up The Big Dipper Pot Shop.

Dusty remarked that the name Big Dipper was given to him back during his high school days by the members of the cheerleading squad.

The Big Dipper Pot Shop will carry a total of 49 different brands of marijuana including the popular Durango Bango, Aspen Loco Weed, Trinidad Thunder Thump, and Pikes Peak Pow Pow.

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