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Friday, 24 January 2014

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Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee and Fox News talk show host has made controversial remarks about female sexuality in the past.

Yesterday, Huckabee said on his TV show, "Democrats tell women they are helpless without Uncle Sugar coming in and providing them a prescription each month for birth control because they cannot control their libido or their reproductive system"

Last week he said that he was "sick and tired of government supporting their fornication and extra-marital affairs by providing them with prescriptions each month for birth control."

Such government support is available through Medicaid, Medicare and the ACA.

The fire and brimstone former Minister, who critics say is obsessed with women's virginity, said today that chastity belts should be forced on unmarried U.S. women to be paid for by government programs.

"They should be positioned on women's' bodies by Homeland Security, in co-operation with local law enforcement and school officials." he said.

He also stated, "They obviously can't keep their vaginas in their panties so the government must do it for them."

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