Although they are being billed with such names as "Cat Head", "Trout Ears" and "The Man With The Octopus Arms", American scientists who have watched the Chinese Circus in Europe say that these freaks are not by nature but by DNA experiments.
"They are giving prisoners the choice of taking part in their DNA experiments or being executed for a crime", claims U.S. Scientist Mark Lahanes. "I realize we can't prove it and of course, these freaks were born in a lab and have no idea how they even got here. No one will let us question them."
Many of them cannot talk they were told because of the vocal cords are damaged", stated Dr. Bill Nichols. "I think the Chinese are trying to come up with a special type of soldier as these had to have been started years ago, although they all appear to be young. China could be attempting to create soldiers with special abilities."
"The Japanese have been showing pics of glow-in-the-dark cats and pigs, etc", stated Lahanes.
"I think our Government knows what is going on everywhere with these tests", he continued. After all, we have confessed to having spies and spy equipment everywhere."
Is the US also into DNA testing?
"Not for the military I don't think. The US and Japan are more into super robots for combat."