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Thursday, 23 January 2014

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Are Pyramids Everywhere?

Although they have been telling the public that an "unusual" rock has been discovered on Mars, scientists today announced that there were 'chiseled' markings on the rock.

"At first we were excited about finding the rock and its shape", stated Jet Propulsion Laboratory engineer Mark Bratcher. "But upon further study and close-ups, we discovered the markings on the rock!"

Of course, the group of scientists had to clear their announcement with the U.S. government first but, for once, they were told to announce the discovery to the whole world.

"I hope this isn't the President trying to get our minds off his latest fiasco but I'm glad we were given permission."

The group then stated that they would like to meet and show scientists in other countries what they have found.

"We have no more evidence to offer", stated Bratcher. "Everyone will have to make up their own minds as how this got to Mars."

Meanwhile, North Korea's Kim has announced that you really can paint a black tunnel entrance on a mountain side and run through it. "Beep! Beep!"

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