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Wednesday, 22 January 2014

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Simone Kitchenwood bears a striking resemblance to Paris Hilton. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

LOS ANGELES - In what several news publications have reported as being absolutely amazing, a woman from East Los Angeles has swum from Los Angeles all the way to Honolulu, Hawaii, a distance of 2,551 miles.

The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle reports that Simone Kitchewood, 24, who is due in 4 weeks, decided to swim the distance on a bet with her father-in-law Bernard Kitchenwood, 51.

Bernard Kitchenwood reportedly bet his daughter-in-law $825 that she would quit before completing the swim from L.A. to Honolulu.

Simone said that she really does not like her father-in-law because he is very arrogant, sarcastic, and egotistical, so that was all the incentive she needed to succeed.

Simone, who looks a lot like Paris Hilton, commented that she will use the $825 to buy baby clothes, baby food, and a Shetland pony for her 21-year-old husband Woody Kitchenwood.

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