Denver, Colorado - A five mile-wide mushroom-shaped cloud of marijuana smoke has drifted 200 miles west of Denver and is threatening global warming chaos on the billionaires' winter sports playground of Aspen, Colorado.
Climate change scientists studying the effect of the state's recently liberated pot laws believe 'it's too early to tell, man' if fumes from some $25million of Denver's recently smoked herbal cannabis are responsible for the hazy formation.
"What what we can say however is that these fumes might easily be blamed for fucking up the resort's weather," Aspen greed house gas expert Dr Einstein Flintstone commented, "especially the toboggan run that's currently streaked in cannabis tar and other dark green gunk."
This morning a light dusting of regular snow fell on the Rocky Mountain site temporarily blocking road access to the daily fleet of supply trucks ferrying après ski essentials, mostly champagne, caviar, fine French wines and best Colorado grass.
Holidaymakers at the resort's fabulous Cresta Run Hotel can now order superb fine dining meals delivered to their hotel suites along with ready rolled spiffs and chillums of the State's best home grown, delivered by room service 24/7.
One quarter ounce of best imported Alaskan Matanuska Thunderfuck weed retails around two thousand dollars.