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Tuesday, 21 January 2014

image for Spain hires "Image Consultants" after movie portrayals as imbeciles increase dramatically
Rajoy. "teeth fixed"

The large Hispanic representation in the U.S. movie industry has done nothing to alter Spanish people being cast as scruffy itinerant guitar strummers with no teeth, Antonio Bandilarious said yesterday at an Oscar ceremony.

Accepting an award for his "Best Supporting Idiot" portrayal in the new Spaghetti Western, "The Good The Bad and The Peurile", Antonio said that major Californian image consultants had been paid trillions of Euros by the EU to vet Spanish extras before being cast in future Hollywood Movies. A Hollywood spokesperson commented, "Well they look like itinerant guitar strummers don't they?".

Not any more though, said the Mayor of Spain, Mariana Rajoy, "Our women have great asses, look at Jaylo! Our men are having a lot of their teeth fixed and you will see this in the next "Magnificent Seven" movie. Our portrayal as sherry soaked peasants in Madrid who are rescued by Jason Strathome, is different this time as we have all had our teeth laminated."

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