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"Whatever these things are or wherever they are from, they're sure interested in our chemical spill", says police officer. "I'm far from the water here and don't have to wear any special gear but I'll be glad to leave anyway."

Others within ten miles of the river are wondering about all the chemicals going underground.

West Virginia Governor Earl Ray Tomblin told reporters yesterday that he has had dozens of calls about aliens from another world closely watching the chemical spill there.

"I think the whole thing about space aliens is a crock", he stated on Saturday. "But the police phones have been tied up for days about aliens spotted and even the police officers are reporting them too. Silly how these panics start. Of course, I mean the aliens, not the chemical spill."

Also while we were there a young man told us that he had seen a horrible alien that tried telling him she was his mother.

"She or It even sounded like Mom. I guess it was trying to trick me."

Meanwhile dozens of people are missing but the police believe they have fled the area so they wouldn't be contaminated.

"Some even left their clothes, mates and children behind", stated the Governor.

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