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Saturday, 18 January 2014

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Hallie Joplin went from a C-cup bra size to a D-cup bra size.

BOULDER, Colorado - On January 1, 2014, the state of Colorado made it legal to purchase and use marijuana.

And now several marijuana shop owners have come forward and stated that they have found that women who smoke an average of 3 marijuana joints a day have shown a noticeable increase in the knockers department.

Rusty "Puff-Puff" Joplin, 29, owner of Boulder's El Mucho Gusto Pot Shop told reporters that his own wife, Hallie Joplin, 21, has gone from a size C-cup to a size D-cup in just three weeks.

Rusty explained that prior to January 1, his wife very rarely smoked weed since her vice-of-choice was Johnny Walker Red.

But since the first of the year it's like BA-BA-BOOM! as her hooters have gotten much bigger and sensuously erotic as Rusty puts it.

Puff-Puff stressed that he is not encouraging flat-chested women who have never smoked marijuana to go out and get on the 3 joints a day habit by any means.

He just wants any female who may be on the under-endowed titties side to know that she does have a fantabulously effen option.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Rusty "Puff-Puff" Joplin owns a pot shop. He is not a medical doctor, a therapist, a chemist, a pharmacist, a gynecologist, or a fortune teller].

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