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Saturday, 18 January 2014

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The lobby of The Snowballs Hotel showing the new marijuana-dispensing machine.

COLORADO SPRINGS - The Colorado Springs Chamber of Commerce has just announced a new marijuana-related business venture.

Pixie Dizzdickens, 43, with the Colorado Springs Chamber of Commerce stated that she has just learned that a total of 13 Colorado Springs hotels have installed marijuana dispensing machines in their hotel lobbies.

Ms. Dizzdickens contacted several of the hotels and she was told that the hotel's did it as an added service to their hotel guests.

Scarlett Lamplight who manages the prestigious Snowballs Hotel said that since putting in the marijuana dispensing machines the number of hotel guests has increased by 600 percent.

She noted that everyone has said that they truly appreciate the convenience of being able to purchase marijuana without even having to get in their cars.

Cullen Matterhorn who was visiting from Tulsa with his wife Audrey and mother-in-law Gladys, said that at first he thought that taking a trip with his mother-in-law was going to be boring.

He said they took the trip to Colorado and now that they are taking a marijuana trip in Colorado Springs, he has grown to love his mother-in-law just as much as he loves his wife.

SIDENOTE: Several hotel clerks reported that there is usually a line at the pot dispensing machines 24/7.

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