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Thursday, 16 January 2014

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Several leading psychiatrists are recommending that female robots be built for "Comfort For Troops".

"The Japanese are getting ahead of us in robot technology but we still have firms here that produce amazing dolls that are beautiful", state Dr. Ralph Jackson, who specializes in relationships.

"Think how this would reduce frustration and all the cases of rapes, etc. We have the technology, let's build the women."

Most troops agree.

"It would be great to have a little lady to be with from time to time. I would want her to be as lifelike as possible. You don't want to spend your evening with a corpse", stated one trooper.

The idea has been suggested before but that was before they have produced the lifelike robot dolls.

One drawback is that you wouldn't want a bunch of nerds joining the armed forces. But of course, we already have some in the computer department!

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